From our friend Renee Bergeron's Facebook post: 


Audition advice from my cab driver after finding out I am a singer & I just came from an audition:

Him: Are you on American Idol?

Me: No. I'm too old.

Him: Are they going to hire you?

Me: I have no idea.

Him: You should go & buy them a Shake Shack burger, bring it to them & say "now go home & think of me."